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Up the airy mountain,

Down the rushy glen,

We daren’t go a-hunting

For fear of little men;

Wee folk, good folk,

Trooping all together;

Green jacket, red cap,

And white owl’s feather!

Down along the rocky shore

Some make their home,

They live on crispy pancakes

Of yellow tide-foam;

Some in the reeds

Of the black mountain-lake,

With frogs for their watchdogs,

All night awake.

High on the hill-top

The old King sits;

He is now so old and grey

He’s nigh lost his wits.

With a bridge of white mist

Columbkill he crosses,

On his stately journeys

From Slieveleague to Rosses;

Or going up with music

On cold starry nights,

To sup with the Queen

Of the gay Northern Lights.

They stole little Bridget

For seven years long;

When she came down again

Her friends were all gone.

They took her lightly back,

Between the night and morrow,

They thought that she was fast asleep,

But she was dead with sorrow.

They have kept her ever since

Deep within the lake,

On a bed of flag-leaves,

Watching till she wake.

By the craggy hillside,

Through the mosses bare,

They have planted thorn trees

For pleasure, here and there.

Is any man so daring

As dig them up in spite,

He shall find their sharpest thorns

In his bed at night.

Up the airy mountain,

Down the rushy glen,

We daren’t go a-hunting

For fear of little men;

Wee folk, good folk,

Trooping all together;

Green jacket, red cap,

And white owl’s feather!

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William Markley's avatar

Thank you for this fascinating piece, Mr. Webb! I also wonder if beliefs in fairies could be related to when earlier people in Europe encountered Neanderthals. From what I know, the Neanderthals were very intelligent and, based on what was found in some of their graves, believed in the supernatural. And they might have tended to retreat to remote places when the Cro-Magnon people came, although they sometimes interbred. But the explanation of the Yamnaya and earlier people makes sense too. Keep up the great work!

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Sarah C's avatar

I'm so happy to see you here Simon! Much love to you and your clan from mine here on Skye😘

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Simon Webb's avatar

Dear Sarah, I am pleased that you like to read my stuff! ll my love to you and those dear to you.

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Alexander Tolano's avatar

The Little People of the Isle of Man could usefully have been included in your account.

Also, as Graham Hancock points out in his book "Supernatural", there is a continuity between medieval accounts of Fairies and modern accounts of Extraterrestrials. The colour green, abductions and time dislocations for example. He goes in a biochemical direction for an explanation, but notes that culture plays a large part in individual descriptions.

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John Gayder's avatar

Jacques Vallee made similar connections in his book Passport to Magonia. He mentioned the work H Wentz undertook to research the “good people.” (Bless them!😉)

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Zlatan's avatar

Have you ever looked into the relation between dragons and dinosaurs?

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Teesside Man's avatar

A fascinating read - brilliant and very interesting

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sawfile's avatar

interesting essay. thx simon

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Christian Moon's avatar

Why should the pre-yamnaya folk have a taste for milk unless they had the lactase persistence allele? Why should they have this allele except they were already herders?

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Louis Kasner's avatar

Thanks for an interesting read. The theory sounds plausible. I’d just point out that other cultures seem to have a similar phenomenon. Magical/supernatural and at least potentially harmful creatures that live in the forests, deserts and other uninhabited places through which people are sometimes forced to travel. The Arabs have their jinn. Japan seems to be full of them - my neighbor Totoro and his buddies for example. It seems pretty ubiquitous. And they are also a convenient explanation for mishaps in any culture. If George Washington had been a little less honest, he could have easily blamed the cherry tree incident on a fairy. Thanks again for all the education and entertainment you provide.

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Ben's avatar
Oct 12Edited

While being an attractive and very seductive hypothesis, such stories about 'little people are indeed found around the world, such as in Indian tales in North America wich never saw the neolithic/bronze age European Indo-European invasions.

Also, stories about 'gnomes' being outcast, marginal (little) people are also set in much more recent times, even running into the early twentieth centuriy.

The southeastern Dutch region of De Peel, once a pretty "wild' area for Dutch standards is set to have been a refuge for dwarvish, maimed, inbred people (frequent appearance of Down Syndrom) who where rejected hy rural society and especially the Roman Catholic Church from Medieval/ Early Modern Times up to the Twentieth Century. Stories appeard about these 'gnomes' (kabouters) appearing from the wild, doing little jobs at night in exchange for especially dairy products and farming tools. You were well advised to keeping on good terms with them...

(Dutch author Ton van Reen published 'Klein Volk' Leven en Werken van de Kabouter' ('Little People. The Live and Labour of the Gnome') https://fleursdumal.nl/mag/ton-van-reen-klein-volk In Dutch, perhaps Google Translate material.)

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Mark's avatar

Many North American native tribes also had their own stories and legends of "little people", they and their ancestors had encountered. The stories come from tribes scattered throughout North America. I find this explanation fascinating. Thank you, Mr. Webb.

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Paul Wainwright's avatar

I enjoyed reading your article. Thank you

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Simon Webb's avatar

I'm glad that you liked it!

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E. Robert Maynard's avatar

I wonder if you have read anything by the Rev. Robert Kirk? The Secret Commonwealth is a great book.

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Simon Webb's avatar

I've read bits from the Secret Commonwealth, but never been able to plough my way through the whole thing!

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Nick Sallnow-Smith's avatar

A great piece Simon. Is there any overlap between the area dominated by the Druids and belief in fairies or little people?

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Simon Webb's avatar

Yes, indeed there is an overlap and I think that I should write a follow-up piece exploring this theme. I have been writing about this a lot lately and next year a book of mine about prehistoric London is due to be published, which also examines some of these themes.

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Crep's avatar

You might be interested to know that the author Michael Crichton (of Jurassic Park fame) wrote a novel in 1976 that illustrated something like this. It was called "Eaters of the Dead", and featured the historical Baghdadi ibn-Fadlan and a band of fictional Norsemen in conflict with a group of atavistic and cannibalistic humans who are initially regarded as supernatural, and are hinted to be a degenerate (as in inbred) matriarchal neolithic population. Or possibly even a Neanderthal remnant. Crichton even incorporates "Beowulf", implying that Grendel and his mother were of this same class of primate. The novel was adapted into a 1999 film starring Antonio Banderas as ibn-Fadlan.

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Simon Webb's avatar

I read that many years ago!

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Víctor Calleros's avatar

A great essay Mr. Webb.

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Simon Webb's avatar

Thank you, I'm glad that you should think so.

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